* 5 girls took part in a race.
Alison finished before Bunty
and behind Clare,
Debby finished before Emma
but behind Bunty.
~What was the finishing order?
*Ano ang pinakamataas na trabaho?
*Anong ang mas malakas pa kay God,
mas masama pa kay Devil,
Ang mga mahirap meron nito at
ang mga mayayaman ay halos wala nito?
*Imagine you are in dark room.
How do you get out?
*What is the end of a rainbow?
*What kind of room has no doors or windows?
*See eyts Side by Side you are Inside
~Ano ito?
*Which word in the Dictionary is spelled incorrectly?
*Pedro is the son of Juan,
therefore Juan is the _____ of Pedro's father?
*Bakit ginawa ang airplane?
*What occurs once in every minutes,
twice in every moment,
yet never in a thousand years?
*What gets broken without being held?
*Kung ang kalabaw nakaharap sa kanan
Saan siya nakatalikod?
*Which word, if pronounced right, is wrong,
but if pronounced wrong is right?
*Three fat ladies stood under an umbrella but none of them got wet.
~Why didn't any of them get wet?
A boy and a doctor was fishing.
The boy is the doctor's son but the doctor is not the boy's father.
who is the doctor?
Rearrange the following letters so as to form
one word: NEW DOOR
How many of each kind of animal did Moses take on the ark?
How many apples would you have if you took two apples from three apples?
Sa gitna ng Dagat,
Ano ang nasa dulo ng ilog?
May isang puno,
Ano ang Bunga?
Pag binili square
Pag binuksan circle
Pag kinain triangle
~Ano ito?
Pedro tinanong ng Maam:
Maam: Pedro kung ako'y may 5 anak sa unang asawa,
10 naman sa pangalawa,
at 3 sa pangatlo;
~Mayron akong?
Which is heavier:
a ton of gold or a ton of feathers?
May 20 Pesos ako bumili ako ng juice 12 pesos
tapos binigay ko sa kapatid ko ang 5 pesos
ilan ang sukli ko?
Kung bibigyan ka ng 400 na mansanas at
dinagdagan ng 7 na bayabas.
~Ano ang Sagot?
What is the four-digit number in which the first digit is one-third the second,
the third is the sum of the first and second,
and the last is three times the second?
Mary's mum has four children.
The first child is called April.
The second May.
The third June.
~What is the name of the fourth child?
Stephen was looking at a photo. Someone asked him, "Whose picture are you looking at?" He replied: "I don't have any brother or sister, but this man's father is my father's son." So, whose picture was Stephen looking at?
Suppose there is this little town with a finite numer of people: (1) No two inhabitants have exactly the same number of hairs. (2) No inhabitant has exactly 409 hairs. (3) There are more inhabitants than there are hairs on the head of any inhabitant. So, what is the largest possible number of inhabitants in that little town?
At a family party, a grandfather, a grandmother, two fathers, two mothers, four children, three grandchildren, one brother, two sisters, two sons, two daughters, one father-in-law, one mother-in-law, and one daughter-in-law, sit at a table.
~At least how many people are sitting at the table?
When is homework not homework?
No matter how terrible things get for the people of the Arctic,
they will not eat a penguin.
~Why not?
Two people are born at the same moment,
but they don't have the same birthdays.
~How could this be?
You are awoken at 3 A.M. by a knock on your door.
Your parents call you to let you know that they are there for breakfast.
You are confused but quickly think of what food you have.
You have bread, jam, butter, and eggs.
~What do you open first?
A cowboy rode to an inn on Friday.
He stayed two nights and left on Friday.
~ How could that be?
How do you make the number one disappear by adding to it?
A man is twenty years old but has only had five birthdays.
~How is that possible?
If a farmer has 5 chickens, two horses, and a wife.
~ How many feet are on his farm?
What is the only question you can't answer yes to?
Kung nasa isang race ka, anong place ka na kung inunahan mo yung taong nasa second place?
Binili ko ng itim,
ginamit ko nang pula,
tinapon ko ng puti.
~ ano ito?
Mr and Mrs R went for a picnic...
The couple has five sons and each son has seven daughters,
who has 3 babies each...
In total, how many people went for the picnic?
1.Bus
2.Building
3.Ibon
4.Puno
Tanong:
-ano mas mataas sa apat ?
Hating gabi sa may balete...
my isang babaeng nakaputi at mahaba ang buhok...
nang bigla xang sumaky ng jeep..
Tanung:
Ano ang tAwag sa babae?
Anu hindi kinakain sa "BALOT" maliban sa BALAT ?
Panu mu mapag susunod-sunod ang tatlong araw
na wala ang Martes,Biyernes at Linggo?
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